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julia: 18 y/o with problems and an iphone (and too many fandoms)
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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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jaclcfrost:

always

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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antiteen:

bloggingwasteland:

i dont think nash deserves any of the hate he is getting like really he does have a right to his opinion. that doesnt mean you have to shape your views to what he likes. he can like what he wants. all he did was speak his opinion and thats fine.

not tryna make this post about me but my thighs look really good in this picture image 

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yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

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back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

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croutoncat:

you think im makeup

without any pretty on

(via sorry)

communistbakery:

communistbakery:

suits are so great… they’re intuxicating

image

I thought it was… suitable

(Source: communistbakery, via sorry)

sunwukong-stoaway:

distractedbyshinyobjects:


Miss Frizzle and Mary Poppins, Lady Time Lords.
I ship it to the moon.

The Teacher and The Nanny. The Magic School Bus is a TARDIS, and Mary’s bag is bigger on the inside. No one will ever convince me that this is not true. Oh, and I ship it.

For crying out loud, the Magic School Bus actually does travel through time and space, easily changes it’s form like a Chameleon Circuit, and is casually ALIVE in certain ways. It’s a friggin’ TARDIS in all but name!

sunwukong-stoaway:

distractedbyshinyobjects:

Miss Frizzle and Mary Poppins, Lady Time Lords.

I ship it to the moon.

The Teacher and The Nanny. The Magic School Bus is a TARDIS, and Mary’s bag is bigger on the inside. No one will ever convince me that this is not true. Oh, and I ship it.

For crying out loud, the Magic School Bus actually does travel through time and space, easily changes it’s form like a Chameleon Circuit, and is casually ALIVE in certain ways. It’s a friggin’ TARDIS in all but name!

(Source: thaumivore-moved, via pinkhairedlesbianadventures)

lionsarah:

as requested by anonymous: all the lumberpunk kisses

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toxicwaltz:

My aunt named her cat redneck because it’s parents were brother and sister

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