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julia: 18 y/o with problems and an iphone (and too many fandoms)
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toxicwaltz:

My aunt named her cat redneck because it’s parents were brother and sister

(via slavenewworld)

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

$20 that wasn’t an accident

(Source: lolgifs.net, via kychoooo)

riddlemetom:

what if when we’re like 80 they remake harry potter and the kids of that time get to see peeves and st mungos and “it unscrews the other way” and “have a biscuit potter” and the portraits applauding in the headmasters office and no fucking breaking of the elder wand I’m going to be so pissed off

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technicolormyworld:

sosuperawesome:

Mini paintings on cedar by Cathy McMurray on Etsy

oh my god this is SO FUCKING COOL

(via hotashes-for-trees)

(Source: everlytrue, via sinkingsouls)

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

(via ohh-esa-putita)

hazardgirl:

I like how he is wildly pregnant

yet takes a pregnancy test

and is surprised by the results

then he hugs a flower

well ok

(Source: muskequeer, via stuck-in--the-labyrinth)

socialismartnature:

Breaking via ABC News: UN Human Rights Council votes to open inquiry into alleged war crimes in Gaza; U.S. is the ONLY “no” vote.
That’s because the U.S. is a direct accomplice to every war crime that Israel commits.

socialismartnature:

Breaking via ABC News: UN Human Rights Council votes to open inquiry into alleged war crimes in Gaza; U.S. is the ONLY “no” vote.

That’s because the U.S. is a direct accomplice to every war crime that Israel commits.

(Source: twitter.com, via supernatasha)

karenstarrs:

cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

(Source: lolgifs.net, via kingblacksheep)

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via uncolorfulskittles)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

punkdraco:

thelongarmofthelaw:

drowningheta:

queerpotters:

punkdraco:

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar

image

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svartalfhild:

Muggleborns naming their familiars things like “Tardis” and “Obi-Wan” and snickering when Purebloods ask them how they came up with those names like,

"Legolas?  You just fucking made that up, didn’t you?"

"Nah, it’s from a movie."

"A what?"

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