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hardcoregrandma:

me as a parent

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lindsaylohansmugshot:

my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face

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#joffrey being a seemingly good guy out of context

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

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xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

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gymnopedia:

ddiego:

Jared Leto is happy for his Oscar

not a lot of people know this but immediately after that last picture was taken Anne Hathaway beat Leto to death with her bare hands

that-leftycurse:

2014 Recipe For A Good Marvel Film:

Take one hot guy named Chris and add a talking raccoon with a gun.

get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

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marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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Finn Jones (of Game of Thrones) on which female celebrity he’d like to come on the show.

(Source: serfborts)

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