babygonzo:

vupset:

theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

my neighbors used to have a dog named Kevin I hope he was included in this census

he was

silverrumrunner:

onlinewifey:

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

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hedgehogfanclub:

Thanks spanky

(Source: ncgh)

Thinking social anxiety is cute is like saying:

askingpreciado:

convertingtolight:

Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.

It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.

please reblog this

I am a bastard girl now. Alayne Stone has no claim.

(Source: brandon-starks)

thegeekyblonde:

sext: i want to watch branagh’s hamlet with you all the way to the credits

(Source: rikajeanne)

flannelsandjeans:

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

lulz-time:

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: lsama)

Think furnace with wings

(Source: itscersei)

http://jackwidowss.tumblr.com/post/83674777154

cutehipsterwitch:

The thing about Pacific Rim for me, though

after Mako Mori and the glorious colour palette and that delightful uplifting score

is the unflinching optimism of it all

the idea that my generation, and the next, and the one after would look giant monsters in the eye and…

baconmane:

theshortcake:

notallwhowanderarelost5:

ouch

This happens to my friends a lot!

holy hell i can hear the fuckin snark in my head omfg.

(Source: donteatthecherry)

capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

daxratchet:

perkeleen-tursas:

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

in the uk we have these sweets called maoam and the packaging is this little green character that looks like its having sex with fruit

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omg Finland has these too

these candies taste really good actually but seriously
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why

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why

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loveforallbears:

Polar bear Gerda cradles her three month old female cub in magical pictures from Novosibirsk Zoo - via The Siberian Times

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