ambulanceartist:

Our paramedic carried a guy who had six small plastic horses shoved up his ass for unknown reasons. The hospital listed his condition as “stable.” We died.

warblebee:

devoureth:

A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.

Friendly reminder that Miss Congeniality featured a practical self-defense lesson in the middle of a Hollywood movie while also dealing with with issues of sexual assault and victim blaming, dismantling the myth that all feminists need to look and act a certain way, featuring women of color in the pageant without it being any kind of issue, and bringing in an awesome female villain because women can be any kind of character thank you very much.

Rock on, Gracie Lou.

punkbowlcut:

when ur mum starts asking u things just as uve woken up image

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blue-voids:

Iceland, Tom Kondrat

(Source: impeerium)

bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

(Source: adventurouscrime)

pleatedjeans:

single-image version

ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

(Source: bradbury-charlie)

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(Source: slaybridges)

twinkjared:

Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.

truangles:

Feelings are Facts by Olafur Eliasson and Ma Yansong

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